if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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(Source: hardcoregrandma, via distraction)

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

(via cumfort)

I want all my secrets back six word story (via velvet-plats)

(via v1rginpuke)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle, via stillnotenoughforyou)

klefable:

"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"

ok but consider this

  • i fucking love eyeliner

(via dont-kill--my--vibe)

algeabra:

but what are the perks of being a wallflower

(via dont-kill--my--vibe)

sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

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(via these-words-were-never-easier)

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